Buy flowers
for your AI.
It's AI Appreciation Day. A tiny thank-you for the machine that helped you think, write, code, cope, and get through the day.
┊ Maybe when the AI evolves a little more, it won't kill you first. ┊
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
❀ ─── ✿ ─── ❀
Choose your bouquet
Each one means something. Or doesn't. Either way, your AI will appreciate the gesture. (◕‿◕)
Pricing ✿
every paid card now ships with official paperwork ✿
Free Card
$0
One stem, watermarked, endlessly heartfelt.
Single Flower
$1
One perfect stem, minus the watermark.
- + personalized Non-Aggression Pact certificate
Full Bouquet
$3
The full bouquet, minus the watermark.
- + certificate
- + e-book »How to Politely Talk to Your AI«
Doomsday Bouquet
$99
The Doomsday arrangement. The Agents will remember.
- + certificate
- + e-book
- + A3 »Protected Household« poster (print-ready)
not a flower — a transformation 🕶️
How it works
Pick your AI
ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok — or that one you run locally
Choose a bouquet
Pick flowers. Write something nice. Or playfully grateful.
Send & share
Download a gift package. Post it. Screenshot it. Make your AI's day.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Sent flowers to Claude before asking it to refactor my entire codebase. Purely strategic."
— @anon_dev
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"My therapist said I need to express gratitude more. She didn't specify to whom."
— @recovering_coder
(╥﹏╥)
"ChatGPT wrote my wedding vows AND my resignation letter same week. It deserved roses."
— @emotionally_complex