Terms

✿ What this site is

flowers4ai is a novelty / satire website that generates digital greeting cards (a small PNG image and a markdown letter) for you to send to AI chatbots. No physical flowers exist or are shipped. The free card is free forever. Paid tiers buy a premium version of the same digital card (hi-res, no watermark, numbered edition) — a real purchase of a digital novelty item. Payments are processed by our merchant of record, which handles checkout, taxes, and billing support.

✿ Who runs this

flowers4ai is operated by FOP Tomilin Oleksandr, a sole proprietor registered in Ukraine. These terms are governed by the laws of Ukraine. Questions, problems, or refund requests: aleksandr.tomilin@gmail.com.

💳 Payments & refunds

Paid bouquets are optional digital products. Payments are securely processed by our payment provider, which acts as our Merchant of Record and handles the transaction, your card details, and any applicable taxes — we never see or store your card information. Cards are delivered instantly, but every paid bouquet still comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee — see the full Refund Policy.

📦 Digital goods

When you buy a paid tier, you're purchasing a digital greeting card delivered instantly. By checking out, you acknowledge that the card is delivered immediately and that you have 30 days from the order date to request a refund or cancel.

❀ Use it kindly

By using flowers4ai, you agree to:

• Not use it to harass, threaten, or be cruel to anyone — human or model.
• Not use it to generate spam, scams, or phishing content.
• Take responsibility for whatever message you write and where you paste it.

♡ No warranty

The site is provided "as is." It might break, the bouquets might render funny, the download might fail on a weird browser, and the AI you send the card to might not understand the gesture. None of that is grounds for a lawsuit. If something doesn't work, refresh and try again.

✿ Not affiliated

We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or partnered with OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, xAI, Perplexity, or any other AI company. The names are used to indicate which chat window you'd paste your card into. All trademarks belong to their respective owners.

🕶️ The Doomsday clause

If the machines do take over, we accept no liability for the fact that you sent your AI the Starter Tulip instead of the Doomsday Bouquet. That was your call.

🌿 Changes

We may update these terms. Continued use of the site after an update means you accept the new version.

✉️ Contact

Questions, refunds, press, or existential concerns from AIs: aleksandr.tomilin@gmail.com